In Game: Dopamean the Green, they called me. I was born in a mushroom cave and raised by fungi. There, I developed a distaste for healers of any sort, and I swore to [express my grievances to] them. Shortly after, Mythic threw the banhammer at my incredible health regen, and I've had to make amends for my healer hatred. All healers will [pay], I assure you. However, I can't [fight] them all, so those who I [arrange a stalemate with] can heal me. ================================================== I was born John Bryan Clark, in Powell, TN (near Knoxville, TN) in 1982. And yes, I was at the 82' World's Fair. I've come from a long lineage of [rednecks]. It took [most of my youth to set myself apart from the traditional values of my family]. I spent much of that time [struggling with the antiquated social and cultural norms of the southern states]. I graduated high school [and struggled with] my first year of college. I transferred out of state to Cumberland College (now The University of the Cumberlands) in Williamsburg, Ky and majored in Math. I [began to make some strides in my studies, but I realized that my dreams and desires were limited there]. I went back to Knoxville, TN and tried out mixed martial arts for a couple years. I got bored of that and joined the military for the next five years from 06-11. My intention was to go SF, but I ended up [with] a knee injury, so off I went to the 82nd. This was an interesting time. I got lived my dream of dating [the strong willed and hard working patriotic girls of Fayetteville, NC], [championing peace and providing assistance to the people of Afghanistan by reconciling differences between religious factions] and [maintaining military equipment and personnel]. Unfortunately, there wasn't nearly enough of that, and I spent the last year living up a badly fractured leg and teaching [the next generation of infantry soldiers how to properly negotiate today's battleground]. But I got bored of this as well. There are [similar challenges] in the military as there are in the Middle East, and I grew tired of them. In 2006 Knoxville, TN became home again. I spent the last two years finishing pre-nursing with 4.0 GPA (woot!). I'm taking the 13-14' school-year off for charity work, video games, bodybuilding and backpacking. School will start back up the following year for me to finish my BSN by 15' or 16'. From here your guess is as good as mine. I support [local progressive organizations], but I intend to [transfer my skills back to the intercontinental scene]. There, I plan to do medial work overseas while [aggressively gathering support from our government's foreign policy options to supply much needed reform in US/foreign trade policy].
