(with apologies to Peter Cottontail, Our Risen Savior, Steve Nelson & Jack Rollins)
(For those of you who didn't know Freh, one of his favorite activities
was a nekkid run through WoW. I was thinking up an Easter-ish song,
I saw Peter Cottontail, and a little bird* told me that it would be oddly
appropriate. So here goes.)
Here comes Frehley Nekkidtail
Hoppin' down the Booty Bay trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Cala's on her way.
Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basket of World of Warcraft joy
Things to make your leveling
Bright and gay!
He's got ooze beans for Lealanna
raptor eggs for sister Aluu
There's a waraxe for your mommy
And an dragon bonnet too. Oh!
Here comes Frehley Nekkidtail
Hoppin' down the Booty Bay trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy nekkid day.
Look at him hop and hear to him say,
"Faint of heart? Then look away"
Maybe if you're extra good
He'll won't show his nekkid self your way!
You'll rez outside the graveyard
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those choc'late patties-
But there is no choc'late there, Uuugh!
Here comes Frehley Nekkidtail
Hoppin' down the Booty Bay trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy nekkid day.
(* - of course, it was a
Freh Bird....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mCQKuvzCM)
